●Sweet surrender

‘You are blind now’ he said, ‘so I will stay with you always.’
‘No, little Swallow’ said the poor Prince, ‘you must go away to Egypt.’
‘I will stay with you always’ said the Swallow, and he slept at the Prince’s feet.
The poor little Swallow grew colder and colder, but he would not leave the Prince, he loved him too well.

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

lockbottom:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

superzombieprincess:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.

That …was beautiful.

Wow that’s so damn simple